5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

4 fingers up

If someone poses with 4 fingers up for a picture, it means they only fuck with bitches that are 4s and up

Yea she’s an 8, that’s why I’m holding 4 fingers up.

by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 24, 2022

New Phone Fingers

When someone gets a new phone and their texts are indecipherable for a week due to their inexperience with the keyboard.

Jack: Whay sre u doinh tonuggt?

Jill: New Phone Fingers, Jack?

by Adzuki September 10, 2012

Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.

Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

by Kris.B. May 19, 2015

Finger bum flank

The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise

Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank

by DoctorZig August 14, 2016

Fat Finger Battle

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.

haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".

by surasak86 June 5, 2014

spicy chicken finger

masturbation using only one's pinky finger and a dollop of hot sauce.

Walking a little funny today due to my spicy chicken finger sessions, last evening.

by mr. pickles February 9, 2015