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Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves
Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.
by rosoideaes September 16, 2022
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death

A monster that haunts and consumes ALL human beings, including you
I'm afraid of death
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023
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Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?
by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023
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Death Toots

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020
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Nazel Death

its a horrid disease that only men can get, women often confuse this with man flu.

Symptoms are; Snotty nose, bad back, fluctuating temperature, groggy feeling, sore head, tiredness, short temperament, sore legs, sore throat.

The only known cure for this is 2 weeks off work filled with sex with female scousers and looking at car parts for small sports hatch backs.
by FocusLaa January 17, 2013
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soul DEATH (soul shatters btw)

you know, a bunch of people hate this game, why? oh well, its just, TEAMERS, HACKERS, AND OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP characters. all of these reasons are stupid, first of all, teamers, this is not a reason to hate the game, its a reason to hate the particular person who teams, and there's always teamers in poplar games, like among us, discord cheaters. second of all, hackers, same thing, the only problem is, there is no automatic system to ban hackers in Roblox, we have to call the mods of the game to ban them, third of all, op charact- what the frick do you mean OP? THIS IS AN UNDERTALE FIGHTING GAME, OF CORSE THERE IS OP CHARACTERS, THE DEV IS TRYING TO BE REALISTIC TO THE GAME
soul DEATH (soul shatters btw) an good game, hated by everyone for some reason
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
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Fingering the Death Star

Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger
Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying
by SanjeCollins May 6, 2018
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