post your gf day

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"

by nckfrrs April 17, 2023

Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7

Looks like you’ve got post mexico syndrome.

by algal1301 June 9, 2019

Poste

Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.

Girl: Is that Poste?
Other girl: Omg he is , let's suck his cock

by Beta Male October 10, 2018

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

post nut tiredness

when you have a wank and take a nap

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"

by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024

Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017