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Tom

by Googleitthen August 25, 2021
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Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors
Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!
by Chumbert December 12, 2019
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tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.
by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014
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by namealreadytakenlol March 18, 2021
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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011
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tom strok

HE is a dank savage who is M.L.G af and you can't even get on his level m8
by M8 im dank April 7, 2017
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Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.
Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016
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