Teacup top

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 01, 2024

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Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.

"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."

by Profiti August 05, 2022

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A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 10, 2022

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When you pull a football over someone’s head and then you scream HEAD TOPPPP

by Head top May 26, 2022

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Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 10, 2018

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When you get such good head that you get sent into a different dimension.

Yo bro your mum gave me dimension top this morning, I just got back.

by datPussyHalaal June 09, 2021

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Shit dude! My girlfriend gave me some cold top last night too! I'm still not sure how I feel about it...

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