Kid:mom I'm gay
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020
Get the Straightmug. A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015
Get the straight dikemug. by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020
Get the straight as an einstein rosen bridgemug. A Non-Straight Gangbang is what happens when the girl leaves the gangbang early or doesn't even bother to show up. Your normal everyday gangbang becomes a non-straight gangbang when the guys who remain want to continue the "festivities." Hilarity ensues during the process of selecting the person who is the new one to be gangbanged.
Aging porn star Amber Waves left her gangbang wayyy to early and the remaining guys decided to have a non-straight gangbang.
by Amador the King November 22, 2021
Get the non-straight gangbangmug. The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025
Get the Straight Larrymug. Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"
by Turdin'King February 19, 2014
Get the straight turdinmug. by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021
Get the Straight up it’s blurtmug.