Chris

They type of person that will say your his best friend but not really but some how he tricks girl into liking him but he secretly gay. He pretends to be nice and that he cares but he really doesn’t. He will try to ruin your life but won’t becasue he not a real man. He’s great tho

Look it’s Chris he great

by Dinosaurlover.21 January 26, 2019

Chris

Probably the kindest and prettiest person you'll ever meet.Chris is caring and handsome.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you find a Chris,do anything to keep him,he'll definitely make you believe in love again!

Person A:Hey look Chris is comin'
Person B:Ohh,"smiles",I think I like him

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.

BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018

Chris-Fist'em!

When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.

Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.

Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?

by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021

Chris

His drip is hard it rains

Dude look Chris drip so hard it started raining 🥶

by Alexsmokesrice March 3, 2021

Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.

“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*

by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020