brown syndrome

the extreme of being black or acting black

Man Sierra B, got brown syndrome

by xDarbyx April 4, 2010

Albrecht Syndrom

A disease that includes these symptoms: uncontrollable flatulence, the inability to properly express yourself with words, clumsiness, redness and peeling of the skin, an itchy butt, a soul patch, and anal leakage. This disease is thus far incurable.

Bobby: Uh-oh, I think I might have Albrecht Syndrom!!
Chris: Hey, cool soul patch.

by KBR September 27, 2006

stepfather syndrome

The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.

WARNING SIGNS:

1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.

stepdaughter: Good morning dad.

stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.

stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.

stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.

stepdaughter: Yuk!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010

drummers syndrome

The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.

Typical Drummers Syndrome situations

Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor

Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer

Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?

by figjamjames November 2, 2007

ibm syndrome

Itty Bitty Mexican Syndrome

IBM Syndrome is contagious.

by asianpiguy June 11, 2006

Katie Syndrome

Noun. Low self esteem and feelings of inadequacy which will eventually result in the creation of a complete pushover or 'Doormat'. Katie Syndrome is caused by excessive exposure to the gloomy atmosphere and constant emotional abuse that people find themselves subjected to when confronted with a 'Katie'. The effects of the 'Katie' is stronger when the Katie is of the surname 'Smith'

That poor girl, she's suffering from Katie Syndrome

by Doctor S.Piffing July 29, 2009

Tourette syndrome

Commonly, a disorder that subjects its victims to FUCK SHIT VAGINITIS unwarranted expletives

I fuck shit have Tourette syndrome

by Rihanyce August 17, 2011