Rule 109

If a song exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.

Person 1: Hey, check it out, I ran into that Maya Hee song on youtube.

Person 2: Play that shit man, I haven't heard it in ages!
Speakers: Maya wubwub Hee wubwub Mayahaha
Person 1: Really? So it has come to this?
Person 2: Rule 109, man, one oh nine.

by Hudson Hawk October 18, 2012

Rules for thee but not for me

Usually a phrase said when cops abuse their power doing things as if they're above the law, it's a saying when someone believes they have authority over the law to do whatever they want.

Person 1: "holy shit... did you see that cop just blow through that red light?"
Person 2: "rules for thee but not for me"

by latrelljennings August 25, 2023

10-Second Rule

The rule that states that if you don't like what you see from a person in the first ten seconds you see them, than you will most likely not like them later on.

Is ussually used on apparent douchebags, seemingly annoying bitches, or preppy-ass motherfuckers.

Jim: Ay, Carl! Look at that guy over there.
(Carl looks at apparent douchebage and applies 10-Second Rule)
Carl: He looks like a fucking douche.

by AlexTheOmnipotent March 31, 2013

Six Month Rule

The idea and the rule that no woman is so perfect that you cannot get over her in six months or less. Regardless of how fucking perfect she seemed to be.

This rule applies to all relationships but excludes marriages, since marriages *usually* involve a period of divorce which takes forever and involves losing half of your stuff.

J: I'm trying to keep myself busy, I hope I'm not in this post-breakup depressed mood forever... Six month rule, right?
A: Oh yeah, I know what you mean
J: I mean, its not my fault that Mary cheated on me, sigh...

by October17th2010 December 11, 2012

five second rule

h2oincfs' Corollary:

The food can remain on the floor for longer than five seconds, as long as you started reaching for it before the five seconds expired.

I had to change position after my first attempt to reach the Cheesy Poof that had fallen under my desk failed. However, I had begun the attempt before five seconds had passed, therefore the five second rule was not broken.

by h2oincfs March 23, 2005

Ignore all rules

A policy on Wikipedia ostensibly encouraging Wikipedians to break rules.

Ignore all rules ... so we can block you.

by O. macrowikipediensis July 18, 2013

Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

by Cal Ripken Jr. April 2, 2011