Potat

To fuck a cactus and floss your teeth with a noodle at the same time while a donkey sucks your ear and shoved his toes in your ass

I just had a potat

by Djdjdjsskske October 26, 2021

Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.

I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.

by Woahbikes October 28, 2021

potato

a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Bob: mmm tasty boiled potato

by CatInATank October 30, 2021

Potato man

Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021

potatoes and gravy

A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.

"Tonight I'm going to eat potatoes and gravy"

by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021

potato

Synonym for chonkers, chubby or chunky.

At 13, this little "potato" is one of the oldest hyrax in the AZA Association of Zoos & Aquariums.

by WicketRock November 12, 2021