Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

Tyler Bird

A chess player who is known for his Tyler Gambit, he is an awful player at this game and has a peak chess elo of only 300.

"Wow, you played like Tyler Bird that game."

by twoforalex March 6, 2023

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

Bird

A person who can fly

Look at her, she’s a bird

by Djjcycb we bcushf February 15, 2021

Bird

A male/ female that a person has interest in.

A potential love interest

You have real birds tracking you big man.

by Noremmac A December 13, 2019

shot bird

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.

Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

by Whisper crew May 3, 2020