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Bitch nuts

When a lesbian puts some fake balls into her/his/it underwear, covered by tight jeans to show a ball sack like cameltoe. To be placed under the 10" black dildo she/he places in the underwear in order to go out in public.
Hey Chris, those bitch nuts you bought online really look full and real, how do they feel against your sewn up vag?
by Finger me Bottom April 8, 2023
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infectious nut

When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.
The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls
Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...
Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.
by The dude's dude July 12, 2023
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Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen
John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*
by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023
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