Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021

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Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

by stePmanang September 2, 2021

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NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic

Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)

The most annoying person you'll ever meet

Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul

by baykun June 19, 2021

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Just really sexy and hot

Girl 1:Michael is so hot
Girl 2:I know

by Blank.......... June 24, 2021

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Michael Mason

Michael Mason is the official nickname for the ICC World Test Championship Mace.

The Blackcaps are taking Michael Mason home to New Zealand with them after winning the ICC WTC final.

by zkpilot June 25, 2021

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Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.

Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too

by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021

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