milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 01, 2020

Milking the slug

Working.

Especially: putting in the hours to earn money.

Similar to grafting.

A: "Been out enjoying the sun today mate?"

B: "Nah I've been milking the slug all day"

by jellyberg April 22, 2019

Milk taps

An amazing pair of knockers.

Corr, such an amazing pair of milk taps.

by BigBoonkowski June 10, 2015

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 02, 2021

the glorious land of milk and honey

The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.

“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”

by JackMehoff10xaday July 01, 2021

lovely woman's milk

a really nice tasting sweet wine

Oh this lovely woman's milk is so sweet!

by vespawinelover September 11, 2023

Milk rich

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account

Look at that bitch with all his swagger, he’s just milk rich and his clothes are in tatters.

by Alcatraz Charles December 13, 2021