A person who through their own fault, hates life and all those around them. This person usually is employed by fast food chains or Wal-marts.
That's the last time I get roast beef from Arby's, the life lover in the drive-thru jacked in my curly fries.
by Poo-machine July 22, 2016
Get the life lover mug.Concerning human beings, the worst of the worst. spineless, backstabbing, two faced individuals, combined with the most modicum of intelligence.
They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children.
The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of.
Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.
They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children.
The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of.
Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.
If you want to see the lowest form of life on earth, just go hang around a prison during shift change.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
by Jackrabbitup December 4, 2016
Get the lowest form of life mug.A polite way to tell someone to fuck off and die because that person has created the circumstance between you and them which makes you care less if you ever see them again.
He could not deal with her bullshit and destructiveness in their relationship, so he signed the letter "have a nice life."
by Cravon Moorehead November 25, 2017
Get the have a nice life mug.The fictional secret society on "Gilmore Girls" which apparently was loosely based on Yale's own secret society "Skull and Bones". On the show, The Life and Death Brigade’s motto was ‘In omnia paratus’, which means ‘ready for anything.’
Members of the Brigade were well known to have put a twist on ordinary games and come up with a big stunt to cap up a mad-cap outing.
For example, in one episode, the LDB were playing croquet in prom-wear, paint-balling jumpers trampoling and the outing was capped up with a huge scaffold that has been set up in the field, and a line of six people are standing on top holding umbrellas to jump down (members all wear a silver band with a hoist for safety)
Successful new LDB members who have proved their worth on their initiation into the Brigade receive a gorilla mask and a free bottle of champers.
Members of this fictional LDB include "Gilmore Girls" characters Logan Huntzberger, Colin McCrae and their friend Finn (last name unknown) among other rich Yale elite.
Members of the Brigade were well known to have put a twist on ordinary games and come up with a big stunt to cap up a mad-cap outing.
For example, in one episode, the LDB were playing croquet in prom-wear, paint-balling jumpers trampoling and the outing was capped up with a huge scaffold that has been set up in the field, and a line of six people are standing on top holding umbrellas to jump down (members all wear a silver band with a hoist for safety)
Successful new LDB members who have proved their worth on their initiation into the Brigade receive a gorilla mask and a free bottle of champers.
Members of this fictional LDB include "Gilmore Girls" characters Logan Huntzberger, Colin McCrae and their friend Finn (last name unknown) among other rich Yale elite.
RORY: The article I’m doing on the Life and Death Brigade.
LOGAN: Don’t really know what you’re talking about.
RORY: You don’t? Huh. I thought you would. It’s a club. One of these super secret, super exclusive clubs here at Yale, membership spans a thousand centuries, secret handshakes and secret sayings, and a lot of running around in circles in your underwear, that kind of thing. I mean, I have proof that your grandfather was in it, which means that your father was in it. Which should mean that you’re in it. But maybe not. Okay.
LOGAN: Sorry to let you down.
RORY: No let down. It would have been nice, but I have plenty of stuff without you, and I’m sorry to have bothered you.
LOGAN: You have plenty without me, huh?
RORY: Oh yeah! I have the ball gowns, the girl in the gorilla mask, In Omnia Paratus – very fancy catch phrase, by the way – the license plate on the black SUV, and about a dozen other little things. I mean, getting an interview with an actual member would have been great. But I’m okay without it.
LOGAN: Don’t really know what you’re talking about.
RORY: You don’t? Huh. I thought you would. It’s a club. One of these super secret, super exclusive clubs here at Yale, membership spans a thousand centuries, secret handshakes and secret sayings, and a lot of running around in circles in your underwear, that kind of thing. I mean, I have proof that your grandfather was in it, which means that your father was in it. Which should mean that you’re in it. But maybe not. Okay.
LOGAN: Sorry to let you down.
RORY: No let down. It would have been nice, but I have plenty of stuff without you, and I’m sorry to have bothered you.
LOGAN: You have plenty without me, huh?
RORY: Oh yeah! I have the ball gowns, the girl in the gorilla mask, In Omnia Paratus – very fancy catch phrase, by the way – the license plate on the black SUV, and about a dozen other little things. I mean, getting an interview with an actual member would have been great. But I’m okay without it.
by PurpleOrchid85 November 18, 2009
Get the Life and Death Brigade mug.A charity event that takes place overnight, you invite females to walk for charity but in reality you just smash all night.
Hey I just invited Christine to Relay for Life, she thinks were going to be walking for cancer but in reality were going to be in the tent all night.
by Tyler J. Hansen April 23, 2008
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Brian - Let's do jaeger bombs!
Jansen - i'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Brian - (takes shots)
Jansen - (takes shots)
Brian - is this real life?
Jansen - i'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Brian - (takes shots)
Jansen - (takes shots)
Brian - is this real life?
by Team-Domination March 15, 2011
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