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The lil john is an act in which you, "accidentally" slip something into the rectal region. The person who is on the receiving end instantly screams, "YEAH", then turns around quickly and looks at the other person and says, "WHAT"...a few seconds go by and then they say "OK"
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Guy 2: How can I help?
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Get the John Wick mug.A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.
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Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
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He was a dumbass liar
John Kerry extracts: There was no vote on war!
War was wrong!
I did vote to go to war!
(what a retard!)
He thought that the people with more money should pay more, this is partly true, but it should all be equal, if you earned your way to the top why should you have to spend it all on taxes? And also if the rich dont have to pay more, then there prices will drop and theres less money that the middle class has to pay.
He was a dumbass liar
John Kerry extracts: There was no vote on war!
War was wrong!
I did vote to go to war!
(what a retard!)
He thought that the people with more money should pay more, this is partly true, but it should all be equal, if you earned your way to the top why should you have to spend it all on taxes? And also if the rich dont have to pay more, then there prices will drop and theres less money that the middle class has to pay.
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To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.
To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.
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