jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola

"omg jesus jogando bola!"

by Tavissonic.lover January 5, 2023

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

Jesus

King of Jews

Reese: “Oh, you’re Jewish? Wasn’t Jesus like... king of the Jews?”
Reba: “What the-”

by definitiongobrrrrrr December 16, 2020

Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a

“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”

by urfavhater November 22, 2021

Six Flags Over Jesus

A really big church.

I go to church at Six Flags Over Jesus.

by SB018 March 16, 2024

Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.

Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'

by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022

Jesu

It is nickname for Jesus the God of Christianity

To make God more private to you or feel connection with him

Oh my Jesu what are these LGBTQ?!!

by Xvinish June 23, 2024