jesus

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by jgrgkjgkjgkfgjkgfjg March 05, 2021

Jesus

Bitch ass nibba

Jesus: bitch ass nibba
Lil pump: no u
Jesus: *dies*

by Zet133 March 23, 2018

Jesus

The Son of God who saved the world

"Jesus is my best friend."

by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022

Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.

"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".

by AWildBro December 02, 2021

Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life!!!!!

Guy 1: I can’t change :(
Guy 2: Jesus can change you💅

by CurlyFri December 02, 2023

Jesus

M0istcritkal

He is Jesus

by Euwua July 26, 2022

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024