Half of me

That's the thing.

Hym "Half of me thinks you're just saying it to piss me off and it does. Half of me think you did it out of spite. AND THE THIRD HALF STILL DOESN'T WANT TO DO THE CASTE SYSTEM AND IS NOT GOING TO."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Half Chub Fallacy

Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.

Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over

Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.

by The half chub December 17, 2025

Half horse

When a man has a large cock, resembling that of a horse!

Did you see harlem? Hes half horse!

by bvoodorang3 December 20, 2025

Half a teacake

When one has a semi

Bro I was browsing the hub the other night and watching a show at the same time and I had half a teacake

by Chigurhmetembers December 28, 2025

half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021