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Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
by Jayzues July 24, 2012
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Roblox Jesus

Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus
"bro, did you get your daily filling of Roblox Jesus, cuz I did."
by The Smart Guy 12345 October 23, 2020
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mr. jesus

what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair
tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.

peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022
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Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018
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Jesus

Sacrificed himself to save his friends... And then the Jews tortured and killed his friends anyway!
Hym "THE JEEEEEEWSSS!!!"

Jew "Kill Jesus! Meh!"
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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Jesus

An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY
JESUS HAS A FATTY
by lovelyn <33 November 21, 2021
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jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touchwhat the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus
by Chazz@ March 21, 2022
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