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ps cunts

People you went to Primary School with who add you on Facebook, without realising that you were glad you never had to see or speak to them again.
Remus: lol wtf Samus just added me on FB

Romulous: bahaha I fucking hate PS Cunts

Remus: lol i know mand
by Judas Cunt May 27, 2008
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Cunt Pile

A term in the restaurant industry referring to a ridiculously small tip, sometimes literally a pile of change.

A gratuity that is significantly less than what is expected by waiter.

A gratuity that is disproportionate to service rendered and grossly beneath the industry standard.
I thought I was gonna make some decent money tonight than table 53 leaves me a big cunt pile of change.

Hey cheap ass! With this cunt pile I can to go to med school in a third world country and study gross anatomy on a mother fucking goat.
by Lisa Lawnchair June 22, 2008
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Bragging Cunt

when your best pal is SO proud of being cunty to you he brags about it after
After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"
by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019
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Cunt Fro

An especially hairy cunt whose hairs happen to have the appearance of an afro. Often found on the cunts of african american women that do not shave but also common on jewish women and even the occasional white girl.
Yo Mayne this bitch last night had the worst cunt fro id eva seen. I told her to go back to da crib and shave dat shit.
by sckier92 November 4, 2008
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the hunt for cunt

- a phrase meant to be used when one seeks maaad pussy.
(the 3 a's in "mad" are essential)
Person 1: "Hey man, I heard that you're going to Boracay. In case you didn't know, that is THE place to get laid."

Person 2: "Is that so? Well then, The Hunt for Cunt has b e g u n!"
by SinglesNearYou January 5, 2018
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chair cunt

Someone in an office environment who reacts like a little bitch when a coworker changes seats with them
Jim was a total chair cunt today when Kevin switched seats with him
by kdawg4 June 8, 2009
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Bilge Cunt

An insult used predominantly by sea-fairing gentlemen to describe someone who is an all-round asshole, generally inept, or someone who has cocked up in epic proportions.

This term is sometime adopted as a colloquial greeting, most commonly used in Australia.
Sailor - "The motor for the anchor is jammed!"
Able Seaman - "Don't worry, I've found the problem; someone left a rag in here."
Sailor - "Some bloody bilge cunt must have been left it there last time the ship was in port for service!"
by FDragon June 15, 2011
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