Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening

That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.

by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023

Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007

Blowed

When you’re upset, surprised, disappointed, or angry. Can be used in various contexts and is usually referred to as slang in these contexts.

If your friend spent all the money they owe you on food you would be blowed or blown.
“When he did that shit, it blew me.”

by T.born_s1nner January 8, 2025

Back and Blow

back and blow / pull it back and blow, is a phrase for revenge, signifying the pulling of a slide back on a pistola and letting it bop bop bop

James : I need to kill osvaldo... hes crazy...
Leo : you want to back and blow?

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

Blowing SuperChunks

Vomiting up something that looks like dog food.

Kind of like being sick normally, but when examined it's full of meaty chunks. And probably marrowbone jelly.

Named after the eponymous dogfood brand.

Jeez, Dude, I don't know what I ate last night but I was blowing SuperChunks until the early hours!

by King Drax November 26, 2010

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022