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Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.
Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request
by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025
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Bean Play

The core art of using beans for tactile, eco-friendly erotic pleasure, part sex, part philosophy, blending sensuality with sustainability.
Do you want to try Bean Play tonight???
by Max Levio November 28, 2025
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Bean soup theory

The bean soup theory describes how people often interpret content through a self-centered lens, assuming it applies to them even when it doesn't.
A TikTok user shared a 7-bean soup recipe, prompting comments like "What if I don't like beans?" and "Can I substitute beans?" Causing a “bean soup theory”
by Monkeygirlll December 17, 2025
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bean ice

when speaking the words bean ice it sounds like be nice so it can be used as a really silly supplement.
P1: hey man you are stupid!
P2: what? bean ice.
by meowzacat December 22, 2025
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GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN

ITS NICHE GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN.
A: Bro why are you never getting on the game.
B: GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN IM ALWAYS ON
by CreeperMonkey January 1, 2026
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flaming three-bean charlie

A woman who has three clitorises and tries to burn two of them off with a home electrolysis kit but instead accidentally sets her vagina on fire
Do you remember Shaniquah whose mom lived under those power lines, the ambulance was at her crib last nite 'cause she gave herself a flaming three-bean charlie
by dearthyvader March 29, 2010
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tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris
Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)
by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013
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