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Testicular cancer is cancer that develops in the testicles, a part of the male reproductive system.2 Symptoms may include a lump in the testicle or swelling or pain in the scrotum.2 Treatment may result in infertility.2

Risk factors include an undescended testis, family history of the disease, and previous history of testicular cancer.5 More than 95% are germ cell tumors which are divided into seminomas and non-seminomas.8 Other types include sex-cord stromal tumors and lymphomas.4 Diagnosis is typically based on a physical exam, ultrasound, and blood tests.2 Surgical removal of the testicle with examination under a microscope is then done to determine the type.2

Testicular cancer is highly treatable and usually curable.5 Treatment options may include surgery, radiation therapy, chemotherapy, or stem cell transplantation.2 Even in cases in which cancer has spread widely, chemotherapy offers a cure rate greater than 80%.4

Globally testicular cancer affected about 686,000 people in 2015.6 That year it resulted in 9,400 deaths up from 7,000 deaths in 1990.79 Rates are lower in the developing than the developed world.10 Onset most commonly occurs in males 20 to 34 years old, rarely before 15 years old.311 The five-year survival rate in the United States is about 95%.3 Outcomes are better when the disease remains localized.3
by ketjsynds February 7, 2023
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Magical apple

A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.
You've just been magical appled.
by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017
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Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
by ElliottLava November 12, 2025
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Apple Red Wings

The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.
Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."
by The New Messenger June 5, 2011
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Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.
Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.
by JoJo Jynx December 13, 2021
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snazzy apples

woah dude thats some snazzy apples !!
by paper the air January 16, 2015
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Apple

Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died
by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020
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