Michael

The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.
Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!
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A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.
"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
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Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho

Love you Michael
Damn Michael you really are a Michael
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Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.
It's a Michael!
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Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.
Michael you have a stain on your shirt
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He’s absolutely mesmerizing. Being on the phone with him will send chills through your body. He is kind and respectful. He’s very loving. He is very funny. He is an introverted extrovert. If your his girl he will make nothing but time for you , but in return be the best for him. Make sure you don’t hold him back from his goals. He is the kind of guy that you wont have to tell what to do because he is going to do it. He doesn’t know it but he’s perfect. He’s an even better friend because his loyalty is real.
Can’t do better than with him

Cuz Michael got skills
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He’s the best kind of guy you can ask for, especially if he’s dark skin. He’s understanding and when he likes you he goes out of his way to make you understand the extent to which he likes you if you listen. He’s also really smart. There isn’t anything he isn’t good at. He can be quiet at time, it’s humbling & makes every moment just that more real and perfect. He doesn’t force anything. Whenever your feeling down, he’ll make you laugh, hug you, and if your his girl he will do that and maybe even kiss you. He’s also really great at reading cues, he won’t fall to far off script. He’s also really attractive, so much so you’ll be jealous. But that’s what makes him that more perfect because he’s loyal & honest and likes to keep things transparent with the girl he’s exclusive with.
Girl: I just need someone perfect

Me: Get a Michael, he let that dog go L-U-F-F
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