The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 10, 2017

michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.

Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

Michael Milk'em

The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.

Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Michael Bolton

The second coming of Christ

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

Bolton "

Michael Bolton

by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019

Michaelle

The goddess of joy, laughter

Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else

Yoo I aspire to be a michaelle

by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025

Michael Mrucz

He is a gaming YouTuber who streams and post NASCAR related content. He has 65,000+ subscribers on YouTube. He started his current YouTube channel in February 2016.

Yo you heard of that YouTuber, Michael Mrucz? He’s mad funny.

by massify June 19, 2025