A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.
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A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
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Tom you are my best friend!
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Get the Tom mug.Is someone with three first names you can trust. He doesn't like dictionaries define the kind of person he is. While you may have taken the time to look up your own name, he went a step further and defined his own destiny.
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