jim tom

The absolute biggest honkey name that will have ever lived.

Hey jim tom I heard that you go to second base with your cousin last night !

by Cletus jr. June 3, 2014

tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl

tom cannon is a bunner

by bob farlin November 30, 2013

tom kaulitzz

a super hot sexy man . He’s the most finest person i have ever seen. He pulled lots of woman back in the 2000’s. His finest eras were 2008 / 2010. He’s so damn fine and sexy and hot and handsome he’s everything u need in a man. Live laugh live tom kaulitz.

girl1: who’s the most sexiest person u seen
girl2: TOM KAULITZZ!!

by xxj4yl4xoxo November 19, 2023

tom

IF u meat a tom d him right away he is soooo girthy and manly

ohhhhh tom

by susy daddy September 26, 2022

Tom

The act of being extremely dopey

Stop being a Tom, you idiot

by P_W February 1, 2018

Basic Tom

A basic Tom is your old Twink. He goes to every event at the club and drinks vodka clubs. He uses basic ass sayings like “oh one drink won’t hurtcha” and “ Don’t worry about me honey I’ll take care of myself“. He talks similarly to Donald Trump with sayings like “ Everyone’s out“ or “Everyone will be there“ and “are we hanging out”. His life is actually in shambles and he doesn’t understand the gay community.

Old gay twink passes out in the middle of the street at pride. Don’t be a basic Tom!

by Firecrothcarrie February 1, 2021

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019