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Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!
by penjs June 9, 2020
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Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.
Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.
by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018
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Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.
Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"
by Alittlebee July 14, 2019
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Jake

An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.
Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*
by I’d frick a creeper October 26, 2019
mugGet the Jakemug.

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
mugGet the The Wet Jakemug.

jake

so basically, hes a guy who doesn't have time for study groups and doesn't give cranes.
A jake will say "what d you mean by study group?" "I don't have time for those"
mugGet the jakemug.

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.
See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.
by Mia Metro September 21, 2020
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