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Jake

The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.
Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”

Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”

Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022
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Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.
by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019
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saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out
saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in
by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024
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Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person
Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019
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Jake O'Hara

The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
Jake O'Hara is my boy bestie and soooo hot.
by MouseGamr April 7, 2020
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Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward
Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..
by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016
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Jake

A dude with a small penis looks at girls named silly wonka
Wow what a Jake
His pp is so small
by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020
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