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Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.
by Ok ew October 31, 2025
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Ruth's Fire

Having to do with the intensity of color regarding sunrise or sunset. A firey bright red sunrise or sunset, can also be called Ruthy's Fire, sunrise or sunset. Having to to with only the most vivid or brilliant reds within the color spectrum.
That's a Ruth's Fire sunset. It is so intense and red that it looks like the sky's on fire.
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fire

A: Man this food is fire!
B: I know right?
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Firing

An act of heavy drinking or doing absolutely anything with extreme focus and partying at 100 miles per hour at all times.
Hey let’s fire this weekend.

Dude I can’t wait to fire this weekend.

We are firing right now get here.
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Barn Fire

The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.
The last time I drank at practice the guys gave me a wicked Barn Fire!!
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crazy fire

-a crazy fire
-a restraunt
-dude that fire is crazy!
- lets go to "crazy fire"
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