turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.

Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!

by phishing phool July 12, 2017

Turtlelicious

Feeling awesome like a turtle,because turtle is a superior creature in deep sea. They are known to assist in oil&gas development, exploration and pipeline project all over the world. To hide their advanced way of life and technology,the turtle race have developed myth about mermaid,which had successfully distracted human attention towards them. Aquaman are known to be their supreme leader and Master Roshi from the Dragon Ball(manga),is known as the liaison to the human.

Her: i love mermaid,they are so mystical...
Turtle: u have no fucking idea..i'm their master!
Her:no way!
Turtle:who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Her:omfg...i feel so turtlelicious

by Boratstoned September 8, 2017

turtleblunt

A slow burning blunt.

Man this turtleblunt has been burning for days

by Turtleblunt February 1, 2018

TurtleTurdUmbrella

What are you looking this up? Get a life.

Your such a TurtleTurdUmbrella for looking this up.

by AidenAidenAiden March 12, 2018

turtless

Some little kid on xbox. He may or may not be downs. Known to stay up past his bedtime.

Wiseguy: Did you see that kid just get spawn killed through a metal wall?
Nameless: Yeah that was turtless for ya

by NamelessArc046 May 21, 2018

Turtlefishing

Picking out the chubbiest girl or guy in a crowd and befriending them with intent to sleep with them that night.

We went to jackpot for Mickey and the motor cars concert. Dirty nate went turtlefishing with the biggest girl in the house.

by Fatcatg August 26, 2018

TURTLEPOP

You or a partner tucking your penis into your ballsack and then getting a boner.

Sarah gave me an awsome turtlepop.

by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018