When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 13, 2010
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.
by Thickdickrick July 01, 2023
The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker
Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion
by Lucky_chubs October 01, 2017
the ultra death-skank of uber-doom (or UDSUD) is a technique of skanking invented by a highschooler named nate used to skank in mosh pits withouth hXc dancing.
can also be used to smash people's balls in or give them a dead leg so you can grab whatever you are trying to get from them (ex: bag of weed) and yell YOINK and then run away really fast
can also be used to smash people's balls in or give them a dead leg so you can grab whatever you are trying to get from them (ex: bag of weed) and yell YOINK and then run away really fast
dude! nate just used the ultra death-skank of uber-doom on ezra again because i think he said something about his sister and had to get an unfair advantage to run away because of his stoner asthma!
by ledhead7389 May 07, 2007
by Deathing October 14, 2021
to death
Comes from the word death and is better than any other word for describing dying currently.
Comes from the word death and is better than any other word for describing dying currently.
Me: Oh no! I deathed someone in the game!
Player1: He rly deathed, damn.
Mom: Uff, I just remembered that I forgot to water my flowers , so they were deathing while we were on vacation..
Friend: I will death you! Give me my phone back! Stop reading the texts!
Me: You really commented deez nuts?
Player1: He rly deathed, damn.
Mom: Uff, I just remembered that I forgot to water my flowers , so they were deathing while we were on vacation..
Friend: I will death you! Give me my phone back! Stop reading the texts!
Me: You really commented deez nuts?
by junchair August 14, 2021
a fictional direction used by idiots and smart people alike who don't want to explain at length how dangerous going somewhere specific is.
by awwwdip March 24, 2023