chris

dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you

chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him

shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered

by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023

Chris

some one who wants to fuck someone all the time and is friends with many

Kate- "Hey chris,"

Chris- "hey wanna fuck"

They fuk

by ArminAttack February 22, 2019

Chris

chris is someone who sits next to me in technology. he has a weird obssesion with dinosaurs and king julien

chris wont shut up about jurassic park please help-
(im joking lmao chris is cool-)

by Giygig! June 09, 2022

Chris

Tiny, as in tick size

That dick is kinda Chris.

by chrisluvr June 11, 2022

Chris

A fellow friend of the "Juan" species. Their common enemy is the "Sebastian" species. Chris are pretty funny, and like memes and Nintendo. They'll cheer you up when you're sad, and they're honest. But they do ghost you sometimes, oh well, it doesn't matter. All in all, Chris is a really good friend that you can trust.

Yo dude! Check out this sick meme Chris just posted!

by TheShortHispanicKid_69 January 30, 2020

Chris

A fucking perv who loves little girls and can’t wait to go to pre school to see the little kids

God damn chris stay away she’s only 4

by User5262936391 September 26, 2021

Chris

So Chris.. i think it's an awesome, kind, smart person u can't stoo thinking about. When i met him i was like no but when u know him bettet u will see he's everything u will need in ur life

I was in love with Chris..

But he can throw u like a trash.

Hey is that Chris?
Ofcourse he is mine!

by No one only me May 29, 2018