by Magic mike number 9 June 01, 2018
When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 17, 2012
When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020
Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022
by Weekfour July 30, 2021
by CheesyDinos December 03, 2023
During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"
"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019