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seat belt effect

Where the strap of the seat belt proceeds to split a woman's breasts, thus making them appear bigger and more noticable
Did you see that girl through the drive thru? She was definately a victim of the seat belt effect!
by E. Normous Johnson September 21, 2008
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Higgs Bozo Effect

The Higgs Bozo Effect is best described as fuck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn't touch it it still turns to shit? This person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite sex, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. This effect is named after the Higgs Bozon see god particle and or Peter Higgs
Look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his Higgs Bozo Effect cock blocks us.

Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.
by 1234567891234567891111 November 20, 2011
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The Ex-Girlfriend Effect

When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.
We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.
by sassanova January 29, 2010
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Cat butt effect

The effect of stretching your ear too fast.
If you skip/don't wait long enough to go up a size, your ear lobe will start to wrinkle and look like a cat's butthole.
"Dude, did you see his ear? He has that cat butt effect goin' on!"

"My friend went from a 18g to a 00g in 3 weeks, now his ear looks like my cats ass!"
by Jeffy Dos August 4, 2008
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Larry wheels effect

If a human decides to train with a non-human, the human should except a form of injury by the end of the training session
I shouldn’t have done incline barbell press, the Larry wheels effect is real!
by Bartholemew III January 23, 2022
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The Dave Coulier Effect

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.
by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019
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The Keanu Reeves Effect

When someone is wholesome and caring towards you, so you are the same towards others.
That guy who got a free copy of Cyber Punk 2077 turned it down, because he fell under The Keanu Reeves Effect.
by Coolant5164 June 13, 2019
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