Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.

Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.

by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021

Dance

An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.

“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”

by Bohuslava April 5, 2021

Hitting the dance up

To smoke crack cocaine openly while out in public

Why walk all the way to my car when we could just start hitting the dance up right here

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

Thizzelle Dance

Dance created by rapper Mac Dre. You pop a pill and make a disgusted face, bounce to the beat hella dumb, dust a Smurf on your shirt, dip to ground and pop ya collar as you glide

“Can you do the Thizzelle dance?”

by Bayslanger August 2, 2025

Dances with Dorothy

A female who is of the Lesbian persuasion and has no interest whatsoever in men

You'd be wasting your time trying to chat her up , she dances with Dorothy

by Barry Otter August 22, 2023

crocodile dancing

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)

Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

Dancing With Tears In My Eyes

Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's five and I'm driving home again
It's hard to believe that it's my last time
The man on the wireless cries again
It's over, it's over

Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's late and I'm with my love alone
We drink to forget the coming storm
We love to the sound of our favourite song
Over and over
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's time and we're in each other's arms
It's time but I don't think we really care
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes

by Death Menace February 7, 2023