Get the Sammug. He is very suspicious when he goes in the kitchen he steals my jafa cakes all the time he is alright if you know him he just walked inside of my house?
Sam
by Policeopenup November 11, 2020
Get the Sammug. by Zakapillar April 18, 2018
Get the sam and elliemug. when you find a video on a game or movie and you act like you have known what it is for your whole life
and your a fucking loser
and your a fucking loser
example "hey have you seen this game called ww3 i have been a huge fan of it for years" thats pulling a sam
by Vectural February 16, 2022
Get the pulling a sammug. Sam is an emotional person but very loyal and tends to overthink about everything and may be a little stiff at trusting but once you break his/her shell there is nothing they won’t do for you they can be outgoing and carefree and don’t care what others think about them especially if there’re doing something for themselves on a boyfriend/Girlfriend level they are the most understanding and compassionate person and because they stay in there head often they seem to know just what to say or do to make you feel better on a sad day don’t even try to lie to them they can tell immediately
by R4wrR4wr July 26, 2021
Get the Sammug. A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the Sam's Club chiselermug. by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020
Get the Sammug.