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straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.
1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
mugGet the straight whitemug.

Semi-Straight

Being a dude who likes women that having experiences with your mates
Michael is it semi-straight
by anonymous September 20, 2021
mugGet the Semi-Straightmug.

straight clankin dangerous

Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril
Man I was out by the coast straight clankin dangerous as Sugar kited 50 enemies
by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022
mugGet the straight clankin dangerousmug.

straight girl kiss

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024
mugGet the straight girl kissmug.

straight curious

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
mugGet the straight curiousmug.

homo-straight

a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented
Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy
by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
mugGet the homo-straightmug.

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