Not until I say so

For a MILF, dominatrix, or other form of sexually topping woman to say in response to when a bottom sexual partner expresses that they're about to cum.

Alternatively, a sexual joke as a response to when someone is asked to come, says they're coming (in the sfw sense), or anything along that train of thought.

Bottom: Oh god, I think I'm coming!
Mommy: Not until I say so!

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David: Hey, do you know if Jake's coming over any time soon?
Amanda: Not until I say so!

by Raynie Yogurt January 08, 2022

so not good

This expression is usually used when the person is in a bad stand or when something bad happened, and it's an american expression and it's also considered as the opposite of "so good"

While your little brother was playing, he broke your laptop accidentally

You say this is so not good

by mix_spyder February 20, 2017

So not good

It's the opposite of "So good"

This is so not good

by mix_spyder February 19, 2017

Why so serious?

a line use by a convicted murderer in Sweden, who painted it on the bathroom where he killed his victim.

but if its a man is not clear as the convicted murderer has a "personal id" that only woman gets when they are born in this country. at least it used to be that way, afaik.

after the murder they had a investigation about the persons psysical health and it said that he was found "psychiacly good shape" or whatever you call it in english, a big joke imo.

minfil PUNKT org /7f2bh1e2b2/_rebro_TR_B73-18_Aktbil_46.pdf

"Why so serious?" EVIL FANTASIES FROM HELL!

by Jesus-saves July 24, 2018

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 03, 2024

Ball so Hard

when you ball so hard you end up beginning to edge yourself but you accidentally explode all over your monitor while playing on the OG fortnite map

I Ball so Hard.

by OGfortniteFanumfingering November 09, 2023

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022