The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
by too_adicted May 6, 2023

by rasregtagae January 4, 2011

A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.
by KanyeWest4Life April 21, 2023

The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.
by fativy27 February 9, 2021

he is a pretty cool guy and is super outdoorsy. he is normally a pretty fun guy except when he dumps the boys for his girlfriend. they love to just hang out and stare awkwardly at each other. sometimes he’ll watch a movie and if he’s feeling frisky they may end up touching each other (but not sexually)
by heodndnd May 4, 2023

When person named sam touches your balls while your in a coma or asleep mostly he ends up twisting then off
by Shigga1 July 16, 2022
