Albrecht Syndrom

A disease that includes these symptoms: uncontrollable flatulence, the inability to properly express yourself with words, clumsiness, redness and peeling of the skin, an itchy butt, a soul patch, and anal leakage. This disease is thus far incurable.

Bobby: Uh-oh, I think I might have Albrecht Syndrom!!
Chris: Hey, cool soul patch.

by KBR September 27, 2006

drummers syndrome

The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.

Typical Drummers Syndrome situations

Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor

Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer

Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?

by figjamjames November 2, 2007

ibm syndrome

Itty Bitty Mexican Syndrome

IBM Syndrome is contagious.

by asianpiguy June 11, 2006

Katie Syndrome

Noun. Low self esteem and feelings of inadequacy which will eventually result in the creation of a complete pushover or 'Doormat'. Katie Syndrome is caused by excessive exposure to the gloomy atmosphere and constant emotional abuse that people find themselves subjected to when confronted with a 'Katie'. The effects of the 'Katie' is stronger when the Katie is of the surname 'Smith'

That poor girl, she's suffering from Katie Syndrome

by Doctor S.Piffing July 29, 2009

Tourette syndrome

Commonly, a disorder that subjects its victims to FUCK SHIT VAGINITIS unwarranted expletives

I fuck shit have Tourette syndrome

by Rihanyce August 17, 2011

Hourglass Syndrome

The frustration you experience when your computer takes an obscene amount of time to load something, or freezes. The name in derived from the little spinning hourglass that replaces your cursor

Fred: "Last night, my stupid computer to so long to load I smashed the screen in."
Bob: "Dude, you're getting Hourglass Syndrome, you need a new computer."

"This morning my laptop didn't work and my Hourglass Syndrome made me rage at my boss. I need a new job now."

by MortalWombat April 13, 2010

Pokimane Syndrome

When someone is a 10/10 with make-up but without it a 1/10

Pokimane is the true definition of "Pokimane Syndrome" (she's hot with make-up but without it she is ugly)

by Sumichi October 30, 2020