A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
Get the Robert mug.Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Get the Robert mug.It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.
"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"
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Get the Robert mug.Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.
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