Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015
Get the Log ride mug.Someone, usually a female, who hangs out with or goes on dates with a person to use them for free dinners, gifts and cash. aka a dinner whore , gold digger
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she didn't offer to pay anything...not a dime. She was a real wallet rider"
by dkaelin August 11, 2015
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PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
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Get the champagne ride mug.When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.
This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.
Conversation:
Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?
Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.
Conversation:
Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?
Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
Get the musical ride mug.An OG Rider is when an "Original Gangster" breaks into your house, ties you up, and gets your bitch to ride his cock all night long. His signature way of saying he is done is by writing the letters "O" and "G" on your wall with his massive cum load.
by OG as fuck April 13, 2016
Get the og rider mug.UK prison slang for an inmate who doesn't care if he breaks the rules in prison, he (it's usually a he) won't take drugs tests and gives the screws a hard time and gets a hard time in return.
Conversation on the wing: "See Joe over there, strutting round like he owns the place, he doesn't give a crap."
"Yeh."
"He's a basic-rider."
"Knob."
"Yeh. I want to do my time and get out of this shit-hole."
"Yeh."
"He's a basic-rider."
"Knob."
"Yeh. I want to do my time and get out of this shit-hole."
by dizzy_girl August 22, 2016
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