porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023

Porn

The absolute hottest, graphic, carnal and sensual material that can be accessed via a plethora of mediums including magazines, television programs, books and the internet. This product is mostly utilised by those wishing to masturbate, however porn subsequently causes a prevalent influx of unrealistic expectations of the sexual world.

Porn is absolutely amazing, especially when you type up "hot, oiled, juicy pussies penetrated close-up."

by Definer of "Porn" January 12, 2023

Porn

Wtf are you doing searching up porn?

Srsly, get off before i turn your internet off for searching up porn. Ew.

by Lea Hannah October 16, 2019

porn

a website which children under the ages of 10 should be on there are videos of people having sex and creaming

there’s a lot of naked girls on porn hub

by yadaddyluvsmuhkisses November 21, 2021

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 21, 2021

Porn

the thing i look at instead of hentai every now and then (not all the time)

Person 1: There is no good hentai cumming out right now
Person2: Just watch Porn in the meantime

by Smoothbrick578 November 7, 2021

Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.

My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.

by Lolsueme November 7, 2021