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swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 30, 2016
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pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average
Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.
by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016
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pissy pants

"holy shit I have pissy pants ew" -someone who just pissed their pants.
by grotesquette ♡ February 27, 2022
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Pantelis

Pantelis is a very handsome man. He is equally smart and sweet, he will always be by your side to help you in your difficulties. All the girls want him for his personality but also for his beauty
Did you see this handsome man who crossed the street? You mean Pantelis
by Kalamaris November 20, 2021
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pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.
Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.
by SkyBlu April 25, 2014
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Pants-Off Friend

A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship
Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.
by bachelorlife June 14, 2017
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Pissy pants

A female narcasist that wets the bed drunk on the regular and thats why they cant find a man
Did you smell inside that flower shop? I heard the owner stinks of piss and she is a right pissy pants in bed.
by dgafnem August 28, 2022
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