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post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Junk Post

Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.
I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.
by FreeloaderLoser April 23, 2023
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post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021
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Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.
-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.
by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019
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Post hoc date

When two people in the 'talking phase' meet up initially and do date type things without planning on it, only to later realise that their meeting could qualify as a date.

Post hoc date refers to a date that is officially recognized or labeled as such after the fact, rather than being a planned or intentional first date.
The couple laughed about their first meeting, realizing that it was actually a post hoc date, as they had already grown close through weeks of getting to know each other.
by Wuv Wuv September 16, 2024
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post-pwn

to perform an action resulting in a tie, draw, or overtime. Post-pwnage can, but is not limited to occurring in athletic activities and computerized games.
"5 seconds to win... Double Kill! Sudden Death!"
"Post-pwned muthafuckas!"
by Ben! (who else?) November 5, 2007
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pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.
"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"
by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013
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