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pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.
by roddy- December 12, 2023
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Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!
by TD126 December 11, 2023
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Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.
"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
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Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.
I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.
by NicBri November 27, 2016
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Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.
I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.
by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020
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Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently
by pollipol March 23, 2022
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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling
I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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