cream yo pants

To unintentionally defecate in one's pants

You's gonna be so scared when you find out I'm right, you's gonna cream yo pants and hafta change um. Shizzle. TTFN.

by WNPII December 12, 2004

pants

An article of clothing that Colin Farrell seriously needs to take off.

"Oh Colin, take off your pants for me!"

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004

Magic Pants

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.

Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.

by Julio Rodriguez The Third February 2, 2009

Pants

long, wearable garments for covering the leftand right movement stalk (comes in both the edible and non-edible form)

i got pants

by 2 very board people September 10, 2003

pantsface

a person who is so ugly that you wish you could rip off their pants and shove them on top of their head.

This biddy Julia was real into me last night but she was a pantsface so I passed her off to one of my fat friends.

by Bill da Sprinks March 31, 2009

parts unknown

A really big fat green fish that died and we flushed it down the toilet. Krabby Patty was happy that he died...He probably killed him..we don't know yet, the case is still being reviewed.

Man, we should parts unknown that dude, he is really gayness.

by Krabibi Patiti December 29, 2017

jam pants

jam pants refers to the slight stain left on girls pants when they are on their period.

"look at thats girls jam pants"

by blondie! April 22, 2009