no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. The practice of being very angry about or offended by something you have no experience with, coined after the general outrage towards the Sega CD game Night Trap, which was painted by politicians and protestors at the time to be a game about hurting women, when in reality the game is about using security cameras to protect teenage girls from vampires.
Regardless of how many people reconsidered their statements after watching it, the public response to the ad campaign for the movie Cuties is always going to be my go-to for showing somebody what Night Trapping is.
by eeeonieeonieeeoni June 16, 2024
Get the Night Trappingmug. 
by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017
Get the night churchmug. *speaking to a mate who was fired and dumped on the same day the world happens to be ending*
Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it
Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it
by Surfking93 June 30, 2020
Get the Flogs nightmug. by RickiSpanish June 11, 2018
Get the invite for a nightmug. slang for eating pussy
by ally dike May 30, 2023
Get the nights in brixtonmug.