Simp

Freckles

Freckles: Damn Obama's kinda hot tho
Nia: Freckles you goddamn simp

by NiaNeedsTurtles May 25, 2020

Simp

people who make urban dictionary definitions on girl's names

Dude 1: "Hey dude have you seen that post on 'brooke'?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"

by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021

Simp

Squirrels

In

My
Pants

Candace: I got squirrels in my pants!
Rappers: she got SIMP squirrels in her pants!

by PencilRC1 March 14, 2022

simp

to admire someone for their unique qualities

i'm simping for anna, she's awesome!

by IsaiahJTurner April 27, 2022

Simp

When a person gives stuff to a female, but still get rejected. Most of those females are either a thotor a bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard that Guy 3 gave a game key to a thot?
Guy 2: Damn. He is simping hard.

by Azrael's friend April 19, 2020

bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

Simp

Jeronimo Cardona

Jeronimo Cardona is a SIMP

by Sksksodkdidndo610 October 6, 2020