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Musicals

Really? Don't... Don't try to butter me up with the things I like... ๐Ÿ˜‘
Hym "You got a lot of balls on you Todd... That's a pretty significant creative risk... And I DO like musicals... Hmm... Ok... Oookay..."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Musicing

The act of listening to music, usually on a device that is able to play music.
He enjoys musicing.
by We Are Oranges January 16, 2015
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Music Industry

"What is music industry?"

"It's Taylor Swift!"
by spitting faxx August 18, 2021
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Cancer music

The soundtrack of changed,
for the love of God please don't listen to it
if you're listening to cancer music you are going to get cancer
by Surfaceoffice October 30, 2023
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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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bl!nd music

Me
Bl!nd music is dead inside oh wait I'm bl!nd music
by Bl!nd music July 13, 2019
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