mexican snake bite

it's a jaw breaking maneuver in which the victim's mouth is opened and placed in a "biting" postion on a street curb then the assailant gives a hard stomp to the back of the victim's head. causing the victim to suffer broken teeth, jaw or somecase's even death.

Paco-"did you hear the Juarez boys gave Joey a mexican snake bite."
Dave-"why'd they do that?"
Paco-"cuz Joey was talking too much with La Eme."

by juarez cartel March 10, 2004

Mexican pizza party

A raid or drug bust conducted by federal law enforcement

“Some cartel retard had a Mexican pizza party after he was busted selling crack in the park”

by Saltywafflekike August 22, 2022

Mexican Mud Jerk

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

by Judd Appatow May 3, 2009

mexican pit stop

This is a risky situation. First you must pour gasoline in her ass hole. Fill her up good! Slide your dick in and out of butthole untill you have started to ejaculate. Then quickly b spread your cum all over her tits. Then lick it off !! Yum!

I have to go do an Mexican pit stop to my grandma.

by Joes BBQ & Foot Massage November 16, 2017

Mexican sound-off

When two dudes point their urethral sounds at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. There are three possible outcomes: either both sound each other at the same time, one beats the other to sound first, or both just stand there until they lose interest.

"Did you end up doing that weird thing with that Grindr hookup?"
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."

by midwestern_blot November 19, 2019

Mexican soap operas

soap operas you will find In the spanish channels on your DirectTV,Dish and or cable they are usually full of sexy Latinas you would kill to have sex with

Example-Mexican soap operas

Ricardo- instead of celebrities being movie stars in mexico the movie stars are actually the people who star in the Soap Operas

Roberto- oh you mean like Angelique Boyer

Ricardo Exactly

by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011

Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).

Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.

by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009