hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE

peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING

by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025

ouchie my hair

when your long hair gets stuck in rings, bracelets, jacket etc

Ouchie my hair!!!! these damn rings are annoying but I'll keep on wearing them!

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

rats with hair

Squirrels

Do not feed the rats with hair.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 27, 2024

Growing hairs on it

It's getting old.

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.

by Feroo February 26, 2011

mt hair

My hair

Im in love with mt hair

by Bundlejoyghoir July 30, 2021

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020